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Funny jokes for women about love, relationships, dating, single life and marriage. " Clear as a bell my body said,"Listen and you die." The trouble with some women is thatthey get all excited about nothingand then they marry him. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.

I read this article that said typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. Mine isn't all that chatty but the other day I asked it, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?

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If men can run the world,why can't they stop wearing neckties?

How intelligent is it to start the dayby tying a noose around your neck?

A friend of mine confused her Valiumwith her birth control pills... They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies.

Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat."Now, I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative. A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.